5,000 Question Survey


1. Who are you? 

A person.2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you? 

A) I sleep walk
B) I love youtube
C) And I’m insanely scared of bugs and fish3. When you aren't filling out 5,000 question surveys like this one what are you doing? 

Everything

4. List your classes in school from the ones you like the most to the ones you like the least (or if you are out of school, think of the classes you did like and didn't like at the time). 

1. LA
2. French
3. Art
4. Math
5. History
6. Science
7. Careers
8. Gym


5. What is your biggest goal for this year? 

I didn’t make it and the year is almost over

6. Where do you want to be in 5 years? 

On Earth

7. What stage of life are you in right now?

The stage where I finish 5,000 question surveys

8. Are you more child-like or childish? 

Childish

9. What is the last thing you said out loud? 

‘That’s awkward.’

10. What song comes closest to how you feel about your life right now? 
‘50 Ways To Say Goodbye’


11. Have you ever taken martial arts classes? 

No

12. Does your life tend to get better or worse or does it just stay the same? 

Worse

13. Does time really heal all wounds? 

Nope

14. How do you handle a rainy day? 

I sit and watch TV

15. Which is worse...losing your luggage or having to sort out tangled holiday lights? 

Losing luggage. I love untangle holiday lights.

16. How is your relationship with your parents? 

That’s something I don’t discuss

Will you miss them when they are gone? 

No more parent questions.

17. Do you tend to be aware of what is going on around you? 

Rarely

18. What is the truest thing that you know? 

I’m me

19. What did you want to be when you grew up?

Artist

20. Have you ever been given a second chance? 

I guess

21. Are you more of a giver or a taker? 

Giver. Total giver.

22. Do you make your decisions with an open heart/mind? 

Well, if my head is split open or if my heart is taken out then yes.

23. What is the most physically painful thing that has ever happened to you? 

I don’t want to talk about it.

24. What is the most emotionally painful thing that has ever happened to you? 

Again, I’m not getting into this.

25. Who have you hugged today? 

My metaphorical twin who’s Patty in our Soul Eater group

26. Who has done something today to show they care about you? 

My mom woke me up

27. Do you have a lot to learn? 

Depends on the topic

28. If you could learn how to do three things just by wishing and not by working what would they be? 
A) Perfectly play the guitar and piano 
B) Be a DJ
C) Paint like Alister Dipner
29. Which do you remember the longest: what other people say, what other people do or how other people make you feel? 

How other people make me feel

30. What are the key ingredients to having a good relationship? 

Give and take, understanding, accepting, caring.

31. What 3 things do you want to do before you die? 
A) Hug all of the people I want to hug 
B) Have my son Sebby-Chan
C) Go on tour
32. What three things would you want to die to avoid doing? 
A) Well getting raped obviously
B) Putting forth effort in gym or math
C) Going to a Justin Bieber concert
33. Is there a cause you believe in more than any other cause? 

Not really

34. What does each decade make you think of: 
The 19.. 
20's: Flappers 
30's: Depression
40's: WWII
50's: Korean War
60's: Secretaries
70's: That ‘70s Show
80's: Tye dye
90's: Y2K
2000: All the idiots who thought the world was gonna end 
2010's: Apple
35. Which decade do you feel the most special connection to and why? 

None.

36. What is your favorite oldie/classic rock song? 

The Joker

37. What country do you live in and who is the leader of that country?

USA, Barack Obama

If you could say any sentence to the current leader of your country what would you say?

Do I have to?

38. What's your favorite TV channel to watch in the middle of the night? 

PBS


39. What Disney villain are you the most like and why? 

Scar.Do I have to have a reason?

40. Have you ever been a girl scout/boy scout? 

Nope.

41. If you were traveling to another continent would you rather fly or take a boat? 

Fly

42. Why is the sky blue during the day and black at night? 

Because of my soul.

43. What does your name mean? 

Lame.

44. Would you rather explore the deeps of the ocean or outer space? 

Outer Space.

45. Word association 
What is the first word that comes to mind when you see the word: 
Air: Ravenclaw
Meat: Vegetarian
Different: Unique
Pink: P!NK
Deserve: Want
White: Black
Elvis: Travis Clark
Magic: Harry Potter
Heart: Evanescence
Clash: Titans
Pulp: Ew


46. If you could meet any person in the world who is dead who would you want it to be? 

Johnathan Larson

47. What if you could meet anyone who is alive? 

Anthony Rapp, Pewdiepie, HaiLedaBear, MattG124, J.K. Rowling, Yana Toboso, Michael J. Tatum, Andrew Hussie, Adam Young, Breanne Duren, Katy Perry, Kylee Henke, cantabileGato, Nalani, Hayley Williams, Taylor York, Rosario Dawson, Dave Days, Tracie Thoms, Amy Lee, Broadway Aradia, GHOST TOWN, Alister Dipner, Travis Clark, Charles Trippy, Danny Duncan, Hunter, 48. Is there a movie that you love so much you could watch it everyday? 
49. You are going to be stuck alone in an elevator for a week. What do you bring to do?

Laptop, generator, food.


50. Have you ever saved someone's life or had your life saved? 

Yes. I would not like to get into it.

51. Make up a definition for the following silly words... 

Fruitgoogle: A website that has thousands of fruits listed
Ambytime: Ambien time
Asscactus: When you sit on a cactus
52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands? 

Words

53. What was your favorite toy as a child? 

Barbie

54. How many TV’s are in your house? 

2

55. What is your favorite thing to do outside? 

Nothing

56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow? 

WHAT DOES IT MEAN!??!?!!?

57. Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true? 

Yeah

58. Have you ever been to a psychic/tarot reader? 

Nope. I want to though.


59. What is your idea of paradise? 

With those I only want to be with, in a place that I want to be with, with the things I want to be with.

60. Do you believe in god and if so what is he/she/it like? 

No.

61. Do you believe in Hell? 

Psht. Yes.

62. What one thing have you done that most people haven't? 

Been apart of an art show.

63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done?

How would I know?

64. Are you a patient person? 

Sometimes

65. What holiday should exist but doesn't? 

Cat day

66. What holiday shouldn't exist but does? 

Presidents day

67. What's the best joke you ever heard? 

None

68. Where is the most fun place you have EVER been? 

New York


69. Is your hair natural or dyed? 

Dyed

70. Do you have any deep dark secrets or are you pretty much up front? 

Both

71. What is under your bed right now? 

Crap

72. If you were in the Land of Oz would you want to live there or go home? 

Live there

73. If you drive do you frequently speed? 

Nope

74. What is the world's best song to dance to? 

‘GANGNAM STYLE’

75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone? 

‘Good Time’

76. Do you prefer Disney or Warner Brothers? 

Both

77. What is the first animal you would run to see if you went to the zoo? 

I don’t like zoos

78. Would you consider yourself to be romantic? 

Well, I guess

79. If the earth stopped rotating would we all fly off? 

No

80. What is the one thing that you love to do so much that you would make sacrifices to be able to do it? 

Writing, making music


81. If you (and everyone) had to lose one right or freedom, but you could pick which one everyone had to lose, what would you pick? 

I don’t know

82. If you had to choose would you live on the equator or at the North Pole? 

Equator

83. Would you rather give up listening to music or watching television? 

Watching television

84. What do you think makes someone a hero? 

Doing something that’s good for another person and has no positive effect on their life.

85. What cartoon would you like to be a character in? 

Panty and Stocking

86. Name one thing that turns your stomach: 

Bugs

87. What was the last thing you paid for? 

I don’t know

88. Are you a coupon clipper?

Sometimes

89. Get anything good in the mail recently? 

Report card?


90. Which would you rather take as a gym class...dancing, sailing, karate, or bowling? 

Karate

91. In Star Trek people 'beam' back and forth between different places. What this means is they stand in a little tube and their molecules are deconstructed and sent to another tube somewhere else where they are reassembled. Only problem is when the molecules are deconstructed the person is dead. When they are put back together it is only a clone that has all the dead person's memories. So... 
Is the person who gets beamed the same person on both ends? 

Nope

92. What insects are you afraid of? 

All

93. If you could print any phrase on a T-shirt, what would it say? 

‘TT: To do as much damage to the game as possible. To rip its stitches and pry answers from the seams. Are you ready to wreak some havoc, John?’

94. What's the most eccentric thing you have ever worn? 

A corset

95. If you could pick one food that you could eat all you wanted but it would have no effect on how much you weigh, what food would it be? 

Fries and Onion Rings


96. What are your parents interested in? 

Lame stuff, except for my dad who’s interested in Homestuck too

97. Have you ever caught an insect and kept it as a pet? 

Never

Have you ever caught and tamed a wild animal? 

No

98. What is more helpful to you, wishes or plans? 

Plans

99. When do you feel your life energy the strongest?

What?

100. You are spending the night alone in the woods and may bring only 3 items with you. What do you bring?

Flashlight, food, shelter.



101. What does happiness/joy feel like physically? 

I wouldn’t know.


102. List five people you love 
A) My mom and dad (On and off sorta thing)
B) My great grandma
C) My best friends
D) All my animals
E) And you
103. How many movies have you gone to see this month? 

0

104. If you could have 3 wishes...but none of them could be for yourself, what would you wish for? 

To make everyone happy

105. In what ways do you relax and de-stress when you are really tense? 

Play guitar106. How much money would it take to get you to drive to school naked in the springtime and get out of the car? 

There isn’t enough money in the world107. Have you ever killed an animal?

A bug, possibly a fish


108. Have you ever lost someone close to you?
Do I have to talk about it?
109. What do you think of cloning? 

Cool shit bro

110. Do you read or watch TV more often? 

Both

111. With all this talk of terrorism going around are you willing to sacrifice rights and freedoms for increased safety? 

Hm. No.

112. What is the punishment you would come up with for Osama Bin Laden if you caught him alive? 

Well, he’s dead now...

113. Have you ever named an individual part of your body? 

My brain’s name is Brian. It’s nice to meet you.

114. Have you ever been on the radio or on TV? 

Nope

115. Have you ever won a lottery, or sweepstakes? 

Well, I did enter for this Evanescence Google+ hangout. And I totally won. But the email was sent to spam and I didn’t see it until the day after the hangout...

116. Have you ever won a contest or competition? 

Look at #115

117. Do you like to watch The Joy of Painting show with Bob Ross (check out this link if you don't know who he is. Also please note me if you notice the link is broken) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Ross_(painter)? 

NO

118. Do you know what your grandparents and your great grand parents did for a living? 

Nope

119. Is there anything really interesting in your family history? 

No

120. Is there anyone you trust completely? 

Well.... I do trust my girlfriend and my best friends

121. Have you ever lost someone without having the chance to say goodbye?

Yup

122. How do you feel about women in politics? 

There should be more

123. Would you rather have an indoor Jacuzzi or an outdoor pool? 

Indoor jacuzzi

124. What things are you interested in that you study or read about on your own? 

Murder

125. Would you consider yourself to be intelligent? 

Somewhat

126. Would you consider yourself to be wise? 

In certain cases


127. Have you ever given or received a lap dance? 

Well, my friends and I have jokingly pretended to give each other lap dances..... So yes

128. Have you ever spoken to a homeless person? 

Yup

129. Would you ever creep into the subway tunnels to go exploring? 

Depends

130. If you could add 70 years to your life but only by making some random person die 70 years sooner would you? 

No

131. Can you finish any of the following lyrics? 
A: Nothing to kill or die for... Nope
B: Late comings with the late comin' stretcher... Nope
C: I could make a film and make you my star... Nope
132. Were you ever with someone while they died?

No.133. Would you rather be a world political leader or a rock star? 

Rock star

134. Have you ever given someone a love letter that you wrote? 

….Yes.....

135. Have you ever sent someone a surprise though the mail? 

Yes

136. Are you looking forward to any concerts right now? 

Yes

137. Of all animated movies, which is the best one you've ever seen? 

Finding Nemo.

138. What are the best bands or songs to listen to while driving? 

Paramore, t.A.T.u, Evanescence, cantanbileGato

139. What do you think is the most amazing thing that anyone has ever accomplished? 

Homestuck - Andrew Hussie

140. What could a member of the opposite sex do to impress you? 

Nothing.

141. About how many emails do you get a day? 

At least 10 from all of my emails

How many of those emails are junk mail? 

5

How many of them are forwards? 

0

142. What's your favorite thing to do online besides write in your diary and hang out at this site? 

Quotev, write, game, youtube

143. Do you believe Kurt Cobain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Cobain) killed himself or was it a conspiracy? 

Killed himself

144. Have you ever though about hitchhiking across the country?

Yup

145. Who would you bring with you on this kind of a road trip? 

A) No one B) My girlfriend and best friends C) My girlfriend

146. Of the following, which word best describes you: accurate, bold, 
charming, dependable

Dependable or bold. Your pick147. If you are single, at about what age do you think you will be ready to settle down and get married? If you are married, how old were you at the time?

I have no idea

148. Do you often wonder, when you say goodbye to people, if it is the last time you will ever see them?

Sometimes

149. What movie are you most looking forward to seeing when it comes out? 

*Shrug *

150. What is your quest? 

TO SAVE ZELDA.

151. What is louder and more annoying: 200 adults talking or one four-year-old screaming? 

One four-year-old screaming

152. Do you believe the stories about planes, boats and people mysteriously disappearing into the Bermuda triangle? 

Yes


153. Who are you the most jealous of? 

A lot of people I guess

154. What is the happiest way you can start your day? 

By cosplaying

155. Do you ever have moments where you feel like everything is all right in the world? 

Maybe

156. Who thinks that you are offensive?

Don’t ask me.

157. If you had to teach a class in something, what would you be able to teach people?

How to write a great story

158. Have you ever had a spiritual experience (an experience that cannot be explained by science)?

Yes

159. Do you believe that this experience was truly mystical or do you think there is some scientific explanation for it, only you don't know what it is?

I don’t know

160. Do you get offended easily?

Possibly

161. Would you still love and stay with your signifigant other if he or she had to have a breast or testicle removed? 

Yes

162. Do you believe in fate or free will? 

Both

163. Do you believe that only boring people get bored?

No

164. Can life change or are we all stuck in vain? 

Both

165. What changes are you afraid of? 

A dictator

166. Are you a day person or nocturnal? 

Nocturnal



175. Are you in constant fear of death?

Death does not scare me



176. Does fear of death keep you from building a life?



Again, not scared of death

177. Do you like all your movies to be in wide-screen?

Full screen.


178. Are you a fan of any comic books?

Supergirl or Batman


179. At what age did you attend your first funeral?

The first one I remember is for my step grandmother


180. What do you smell like (lotion, cologne, sweat)?

Skin


181. What are your greatest sources for wisdom?

Sarcasm


182. When you were little, where did your parents tell you babies come from?

From men and women who love each other


183. What is your favorite band?

t.A.T.u.


184. What's the best cheesy 80's song?

I don’t know


185. What's the best kind of movie to see on a date?

Romcom or horror


186. Do you like to sit in the front, middle or back of the Movie Theater?

Wayyy back

187. Have you ever been inside an abandoned building?

No, but I've been outside of one


188. Under what circumstances would you agree to work for free?

I don't know


189. Candles or strobe lights?

Candles. I hate strobe lights


190. Do you think the Lord of the Rings movies are true to the books or did Hollywood change the story too much?

I'd rather read it than watch it


191. When you see a stranger on the street does your first reaction lean towards thinking of this person as a potential friend or as a potential threat?

Depends

192. Is it natural for human beings to fear and distrust each other, or is it cultural?

If someone just hates a person because they're black then it's cultural


193. What do you really want to buy?


Christmas gifts for my friends (I have no idea what to get them)

194. You have to choose. Would you be happier marrying someone rich for their money or living in the streets and subway tunnels with someone you love?

Someone you love, unless marrying the person with the money would mean saving the person I love


195. If someone wanted to understand you what book could they read that would help?

Willow


196. Do you think it’s odd that Americans have freedom of religion and yet call themselves 'one nation under god'?

Yup


197. In what sense are you a minority?

What are you even asking me here?


198. Are you anti social?

Only to you


199. Do you photograph well?

Depends on what I'm photographing


200. Do you think that human beings would survivor through a nuclear winter?

No

201. Put these creatures in order from what you would least like to be reincarnated as (1), to what you would most like to be reincarnated as (10) assuming reincarnation ended up existing AND you were given a choice



(1) caterpillar (8) house dog (5) wild dog (2) vulture (9) male human (10) female human (6) oak tree (7) rock (3) manta ray (4) dolphin


202. What do you feel unworthy of?

My girlfriend

203. Would you rather be remembered for having done something for humanity or being a really nice person?

Humanity

204. Which do you value more: science or intuition?

Intuition

205. Your best friend and your significant other are in the hospital at the same time with the same ailment. Who do you visit first?

My best friend is my significant other

206. Does the universe revolve around human beings?

No

207. If you are no longer a virgin, do you wish you still were?

There is really nothing you get from being a virgin, maybe a little innocence


208. Who is your favorite poet of those who are alive right now?

I don't know

209. What is your favorite song from the 90's?

I don't know

210. If you were in alphabet soup what letter would you be?

Q, because I have problems

211. Do you believe in fairies, ghosts, aliens, angels, dwarves, elves, etc.?

Yes

212. What makes you want to be someone’s friend?


If they're nice and sweet

213. Do you troll around the Internet harassing people anonymously for fun?

No

214. Have you ever seen the movie A Man Who Fell to Earth?

No

215. What is your favorite line from a movie?

'It takes a lot of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a whole lot more to stand up to your friends.'  - Albus Dumbledore

216. What's your favorite video game?

Slender

217. Have you ever taken something that wasn't yours?

I don't think so

218. What is one phrase people say that irritates you?

'OMG I HAD SUCH A BAD DAY.'
Am I the only one who hears that?


219. You allow strangers to read your diary, but would you let your parents read it?

NEVER

220. Hot steamy bubble bath or quick in and out shower?

Quick in and out shower

221. Are you allergic to anything?

Milk and milk products

222. What is your favorite Terminator movie?

The first


223. What is your favorite fast food?

Fries & Onion rings

224. What would someone have to do to get you to never speak to him or her again?

Be a real jerk or lie about something huge to me

225. Would (or have) you ever whip someone or be whipped by someone in bed?

I am not answering that


226. Have you ever said 'I hate everyone' and really meant it literally?

Yep
227. Why do some people want to get more money than they could ever spend?


Because they've got a big head

228. Have you ever won a carnival fish?

My sister did

229. Did it live more than a week?

No

230. What's the best sounding accent a person can have?

British, you might say that I have a slight instant rape for whoever has one

231. What's the most boring thing you've ever read?

Fingerprints Of You

232. Do you prefer buttons or touch screens?

Depends

233. Do you think there is a lot of similarity between the Harry Potter books and the Lord of the Rings series?

Si Seno
r

234. Would you consider yourself to be naive?

Depends


235. Which of your friends is most likely to go to jail?

Bri
i

236. What is the smallest amount of money that could be in a public toilet that would make you reach in and grab it?

No amount


237. Would you ever wear real fur?

No

238. Arachnophobia or Eight Legged Freaks?

Eight legged freaks

239. What are your feelings about police officers?

They can be nice

240. what is your favorite line from a song?

'Am I more than you bargained for yet? Oh, don't mind me I'm watching you two from the closet wishing to be the friction in your jeans' - Sugar, We're Going Down by Fall Out Boy

241. Is fifty dollars a lot of money?

Do I have money other than the fifty dollars?
If so, then I guess not

242. Do you like the band Front 242 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Front_242)?

I don't think so

243. Would you rather have fame, money, or self-satisfaction?

Fame or self-satisfaction

244. What's your middle name?

Louise


245. What is the absolute limit, the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars?

I don't know


246. Are you good, evil or neutral?

Neutra


l247. Should ebonics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebonics) be considered a language?

Why not?


248. What color is your bedroom?

1) Yellow 2) Teal
What color would you like it to be?

Cherry red


249. When are you planning to move to a new home?

Soon


250. If you added up the cost of everything in the room with you, approximately what would it come out to be?

I don't know


251. Do you blow your nose in public?

Yes


252. Do you want to follow in your parent's footsteps?

No


253. What is the coolest web site you know of?

Quotev


254. Which cartoon would you most like to see turned into a movie?

None


255. Of the following, which word best describes you: enthusiastic, 
fair minded, generous, helpful

Helpful


256. Can you eat with chopsticks?

Yes


257. Could you tell real money from counterfeit?

Maybe


258. What do you think about school uniforms?

Whatever floats your boat


259. What ancient civilization would you most like to visit?

None


260. What would make a great new Crayola color?

Blind Libra Teal


261. If an art project is created with the intent of getting rich and famous, does that cast doubt over its significance as a work of art?

Yes


262. If you became president, whom would you invite to sing at your inauguration?

Owl City


263. Who is the greatest philosopher of your country?

I don't know any


264. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

The barrels bro, the barrels


265. Is it as easy to make you happy now as it was when you were a child?

No


266. Who knows more...you, or your parents?

Me


267. What instrument would you like to be famous for playing?

Guitar

268. Children fill its lungs completely with air. Adults breathe in a more shallow way, not filling their lungs completely. Why the change?

No clue
269. Would you have sex with a stranger for one million dollars?

No

270. Are you completely in control of your body?
Yes

Are you completely in control of your mind?

Maybe

271. Which is more romantic: an expensive, glittering bouquet OR flowers that were hand picked as they grew beside the parkway? 

Depends
272. Do you know yourself well enough to understand why you feel the way you do?

Nope

273. Which do you do more often: let movies, songs and books put your feelings into words for you or put your feelings into words by yourself?

Put my feelings into words by myself

274. Do you believe celebrities when they are endorsing a product?

No

275. What kind of movies do you wish were made more often?

Classic old Disney

276. Does fashion matter to you?

Sometimes

277. Should politicians be held to the same legal standards as everyone else?

Yes

278. What do you get in trouble for the most?

Not being on task, or at home, something that I didn't do

279. Should parents spank their kids?

NEVER.

280. What is your worst daily habit?
Stop talking in conversations

281. If you had your choice which one TV show would you have canceled?

Jersey Shore
282. Do you like the taste of sweet or salt?

Salt
283. Are you very precise about what words you use to describe your feelings and thoughts?

Yes
284. What do you feel the most guilty about?

I don't know
285. Do you meditate?

No
286. Can dreams be visions, or do you feel they are always random images?

Either or

287. Do you try to write/say what you are feeling in a true and simple way?

Yeah

288. The thief _______ that everyone steals.
What verb would you fill in the blank with?
I don't know what to fill the blank with
289. What's the most incredible experience you ever had?

I'll get back to you
290. Are you ever afraid to write/say/think how you feel?

Yes
291. Do you write/say/think it anyway or become intimidated and try to avoid it?

Yes
292. What is one thing you can't do?

Be forced to listen to something
293. Do you like movies starring Charleton Heston (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charleton_Heston)?

No
294. Are you gentle?

Depends
295. When do you feel the most raw and vulnerable?

I don't know when but I know what you're talking about
296. Are you trying to find yourself?

*Create, and yes
297. Where are you looking?

Everywhere
298. Are you sometimes afraid of being honest because you are afraid of hurting people's feelings?

Yes
299. What would make you a stronger person?

I don't know
300. What book would you like to read sometime soon?

Romeo and Juliet

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